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Top 10 des raisons de penser que Love Actually est un film de merde
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Top 8 des trucs que tes excréments veulent dire sur ta santé, quand ton caca t'apprend plein de choses
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Top 15 des preuves que Friends est une série de merde, aussi nocive que stupide
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Top 30 des gens qui passent une plus mauvaise journée que vous
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Top 30+ des meilleures blagues de Noël, pour foutre l'ambiance en famille
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Top 20 des phrases qui sentent la merde, mais genre bien comme il faut
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Top 50 des preuves que la vie c'est de la merde (faut arrêter maintenant)
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Top 15 des films de merde qu'on adore quand même (et on a un peu honte)
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Top 7 des aliments qui sont littéralement de la merde, rien ne se perd, tout se transforme
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Top 10 des signes que tu vas passer des vacances de merde, quand août rime avec prout
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Top 13 des parodies scatologiques d'affiches de films, les "cacas du jour"
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Top 10 de la malbouffe qui nous dégoûte un peu, mais qu'on peut pas s'empêcher de bouffer
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Top 13 des expressions anglaises pour dire "merde !"
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Top 10 des instants "vie de merde" (VDM pour les intimes)
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Top 20 des plus mauvais films de 2007
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Top 10 des pires adaptations de jeux vidéo en films
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Top 10 des pires films de 2008
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Top 10 des pires films de 2009
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